Shoe Print Art

a lifesaving collection of hilarious-and sometimes even plausible-excuses for being late, handily dreamed up and illustrated by someone else& Ever been late? Steve has, 101 times this year alone-but he always has a good excuse! Here& they are for& you to& enjoy, and maybe even borrow. Try, "I was overcome by the urge to alphabetize my pets," or perhaps a simple& "Had ninja trouble." Steve has used both these excuses, and here they are hilariously illustrated. He also has claimed to have& become temporarily feral, accidentally sold himself on eBay, and gotten stuck in a romantic montage.& An& illustration& of Steve with Darth Vader accompanies the inarguable excuse "I was seduced by the Dark Side."& He also& gets& lost in his& duvet, and& discovers& he has a rather& unusual superpower.